Everytime I go to the store, I always see women with those huge hand bags holding up the line
October 18th, 2008
Everytime I go to the store, I always see women with those huge hand bags holding up the line because they have so much junk in them, they have to fish for their credit card/cash. I just don’t understand why they just carry what they need. Please enlighten me.
- Patient Customer
Dear Patient Customer,
I understand how this boggles your mind. Disregarding the other “men” that still think fanny packs are cool, most men utilize these nifty little things called “wallets”. You just stuff whatever cash you have, pictures of your wife/girlfriend/the girl you’d like to be with/the other fall back girl you’d like to be with and so on.
Simple, but yet a smart concept which I would like to call “organization”.
Ladies have this thing where they must cram every single little thing in their purse making the seams hold together for dear life. Somewhere down there is that credit card she’s fishing for, while the checkout line gets held up.
This is what I like to call “disorganization”.
Even though you might want to pack light so you can accomplish your task in the most effective and efficient manner, there will always be the yang to disrupt your own harmony. Sometimes you need that disruption to slow your life down and give you that time you need to reflect, “what the hell is that lady packing in that purse?!”
Your enlightenment,
JC
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