How do you know if your teenager is on drugs? What are the signs?
October 18th, 2008
How do you know if your teenager is on drugs? What are the signs?
Concerned Mom
Big J here!
This is an easy question but at the same hand, it can be a bit difficult to answer. To help me answer the many different aspects and facets of your question, I’ll introduce to you one of my crack smokin’ staff, Tampa Railroad Hobo.
Hobo: Hi Concerned Mom!
Have you ever asked your teenager if he/she is on drugs? If your teenager answer yes, then why not use that moment to bond and explore why he/she likes to go out in la la land with puff the magic dragon. A concerned parent should also be an understanding parent.
What are the symptoms and signs? Bowls of Frost Flakes between the hours of noon to 3am, Crazy appetite for Papa John’s Pepporoni Pizza, Face Resembles like Pizza, Skid Marks, Watches ‘Half Baked’ more than 3 times a day and excessive online game play on World of Warcraft, just to name a few.
Garner trust and respect from your teenager. Then when the time comes, you steal his/her stash and flush that crap down the toliet!! Ass beating is optional. Make sure you’re not on the influence just in case law enforcement comes knocking on your door.
Long story short: Your husband is the supplier.
Sincerely, Big J and Hobo.
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