Jesus wants you to know He is not happy
October 18th, 2008
Jesus is a bit chagrined that He hasn’t gotten more response thus far. He figured that an easy, user-friendly outlet to receive the answers to all the mysteries of the universe would be an enticing offer.
He’s starting to blame us for not getting the word out enough. We’re doing all we can. As they say, however: you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
Come on, little horseys, you know you’re thirsty…
Sorry. Jesus just told me that I shouldn’t call you people little horseys. He prefers to think of you as lambs.
Anyway, He awaits your most profound queries. Simply email your questions to askjeesus1@askjeesus.net. Jesus will respond very quickly, and one of us will post His reply. Thank you.
His humble servant,
13th Apostle
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