Where Have All The Good Men Gone?
October 18th, 2008
I recently graduated from college and am single (I’m a women by the way). Jeesus I really just wanna know where all the good men have gone. I’ve done some observing and come to find that it seems as if they’re all either married, gay, or not mature enough to “settle” down. Why the dry spell?
-LONELY
Dear LONELY,
I answered a similar question last week from a writer who was wondering how to find “Mr. Right”.
The truth is, there are a lot of lonely guys out there who are wondering why all the women they meet are either married, gay, or immature (or all three). It goes both ways. You’re just not meeting those guys because they go to a different strip club than you do.
You have to be patient, and in the meantime work on self-improvement. Take a pottery class. Learn to juggle. Practice yoga.
Just relax, get out and enjoy your life. Before you know it, you’ll meet a wonderful guy who will be amazed at your ability to juggle ceramic vases while standing on your head.
If that doesn’t work, you might just be too attractive. Women who are unlucky enough to be extremely physically attractive often end up with the wrong type of guys. Shallow and immature guys chase after the most outwardly beautiful women, without paying attention to their inward beauty. Good men, on the other hand, often avoid the most beautiful women because, in their experience, beautiful women are often shallow and immature.
So you might need to “ugly yourself up” a little bit in order to find a good man. Stop doing your hair. Dress in baggy clothes. Don’t wear any make-up. Smear dirt all over your face if you have to.
But be an intelligent, creative, talented, confident woman with a good sense of humor and positive values. Good men will flock to you.
Then, instead of seeing you take off your make-up one day and screaming, “What have I done!?“, they’ll see you wash the dirt off your face one day and say, “Wow, I’ve done better than I thought.”
Good Luck,
JC
P.S. If you do learn to juggle ceramic vases while standing on your head, put a video of it on YouTube. I would like to see it. Thanks!
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