Why does my girlfriend have this infatuation with buying Coach purses?
November 12th, 2009
Why does my girlfriend have this infatuation with buying Coach purses? they are so ugly and expensive, Can’t she buy something else with that money that she is going to waste on that purse, she can buy more other things for her like, bras, socks, panties, makeup…. but come on!!!! a coach purse???? you have got to do something about this, PLEASE HELP!!! A brother in need!!! thanks you jeesus , IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER THE SON AND ALL THAT IS HIGH MIGHTY SPIRIT,,,AAAAAMEN!!! good night, see you soon. well not soon but one day I hope, yopu are going to have to accept me up there cause down below they are afraid I might take over they don’t want me there… bye bye,
Angelo
Dear Angelo,
It’s one of the great mysteries of the universe: what is it that women love so much about those overpriced designer purses?
I’ve seen women spend so much money on their purses that they don’t have any money left to put into the purse they just bought. Then they can’t afford to buy food. Then all I hear is: “Jeeeesuuus… can you take me to Red Lobbbbsterrrr? Pleeeeeease?”
But enough about my problems. Angelo, the simple fact is that women are crazy. They’re completely insane. Anyone who shells out two weeks’ pay for something that has the exact same functionality as a five dollar handbag is completely nuts. Heck, it has the same functionality as a plastic grocery bag.
And they’ll even spend a couple hundred bucks on a knockoff of a designer purse. And they’ll think that they’re getting a deal.
If guys spend that kind of money on something, you can bet that we can use it to play video games, watch movies, do our taxes, record video, improve our sex lives, cook dinner, build things, and blow things up. And that’s all in one device.
A purse, no matter how expensive it is, does nothing but stop gravity from dragging your useless crap more than a foot away from your shoulder.
I could almost understand if the purses even looked especially stylish or unique. But all of those designer purses look the same, and they all look like Felix The Cat’s magical bag of tricks.
Except that Felix The Cat’s bag could transform into a hot air balloon or a racecar. What can your girlfriend’s bag do? Hold tampons and TicTacs.
So there’s your answer, Angelo. Women are out of their freaking minds. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Have fun at the Coach store.
Your friend,
Jesus
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