Posts Tagged ‘illegal’
How Do You Feel About Immigrants?
October 18th, 2008
How do you feel about immigrants? Do you think we should go back to our countries?
-Cholita
Dear Cholita,
I don’t like to think in terms of countries. People are people. I don’t see the need for discrimination based on imaginary borderlines.
I think people should live where they want, as long as they’re making a positive contribution to society. And as long as they’re Christian, of course. Innocent
Unless you’re an immigrant from Hell. We don’t need your kind up here, with your exotic porn shops and really spicy food.
Other than that, live wherever you want. Tell them Jesus gave you permission.
Thanks,
Jesus (pronounced Haysoos)
Tags: illegal, immigrants
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If Someone From Another Country..
October 18th, 2008
If someone from another country (total stranger) send you a check to cash and tells you to keep 5% and send them the rest, would you?
Money Hungry
Dear Money Hungry,
If I gave you a bag of crap, would you eat 5% of it and send the rest back? Even with honey and sprinkles on top?
Think about it, Hookers keep more than 5% of their cut. Stop being ‘Money Hungry’ and become ‘Money Savy’. You’re better off looking for a part-time gig then doing something crazy and illegal.
Please don’t let me see you on ‘Cops’ and get locked up for stupidity! (But if you do appear on ‘Cops’, don’t forget to promote this website.)
With that being said, please refer your friend to his/her local Amscot. Here’s their website if you need it, www.amscotfinancial.com.
Your Friend,
JC
Tags: country, illegal, money, poo
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