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I’ve Secretly Been In Love With My Cousin For Half My Life

October 18th, 2008

Oh Lord,

I am desperatly confused about my current situation. I have secretly been in love with my cousin for about half of my life and it is completely driving me crazy. She has feelings for me as well and we have shared some intimate moments, no we have not had sexual intercourse. However, we have had some hot and heavy moments and we are truly, desperately in love. I’m wondering what sould we do.

Desperatly in Love…with family

PS.
She is my 1st cousin and no I do not live in Kentucky.

-Crazy In Love

Dear Crazy,

Alabama then, eh?

Listen, Crazy, incest may not be as bad as you think. Unlike the ridiculous evolution story that all those whacked-out scientists want you to believe, Biblical history is actually built around incest. Think about it: God created two people. Then they reproduced with one another and had children. Then they reproduced with… who? You can almost hear the banjo from Deliverance, can’t you?

That being said, are you sure you wanna keep it in the family? It might cause too many problems for you in the long run: family alienation, legal hassles, kids with gills…

You should probably find someone you aren’t related to. There are billions of people out there. You’ll find someone that you love just as much or even more.

Besides, people who hook up with their cousins aren’t very popular.

Except for Rudy Giuliani, that is.

Thanks for the question,

JC

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