He’s starting to blame us for not getting the word out enough. We’re doing all we can. As they say, however: you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

Come on, little horseys, you know you’re thirsty…

Sorry. Jesus just told me that I shouldn’t call you people little horseys. He prefers to think of you as lambs.

Anyway, He awaits your most profound queries. Simply email your questions to askjeesus1@askjeesus.net. Jesus will respond very quickly, and one of us will post His reply. Thank you.

His humble servant,

13th Apostle

There’s one question I get asked more than any other, so I just want to get the issue cleared up once and for all so that we can move on to other, perhaps more important, issues. I realize that it’s a very divisive topic, and I don’t want to seem like I’m taking sides. But it seems like practically every other person I meet wants to know where I stand.

So before I give you my answer, I just want to make it clear that this is not a critical issue. You will not fall out of my favor or go to hell for disagreeing with me on this. I know that you Christians strive to live as I lived, but this is just my personal preference, not a matter of religious doctrine. It’s okay to disagree.

That being said, here’s my answer:

Boxers.

Those tighty whiteys just aren’t roomy enough, if you know what I mean.

Thanks,

Jesus Christ