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If Someone From Another Country..

October 18th, 2008

If someone from another country (total stranger) send you a check to cash and tells you to keep 5% and send them the rest, would you?

Money Hungry

Dear Money Hungry,

If I gave you a bag of crap, would you eat 5% of it and send the rest back? Even with honey and sprinkles on top?

Think about it, Hookers keep more than 5% of their cut. Stop being ‘Money Hungry’ and become ‘Money Savy’. You’re better off looking for a part-time gig then doing something crazy and illegal.

Please don’t let me see you on ‘Cops’ and get locked up for stupidity! (But if you do appear on ‘Cops’, don’t forget to promote this website.)

With that being said, please refer your friend to his/her local Amscot. Here’s their website if you need it, www.amscotfinancial.com.

Your Friend,

JC

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