Posts Tagged ‘porn’
I Want To Know How To Spice It Up
October 18th, 2008
Big guy,
My girl and I have been dating for four years now and all is well…except one small thing…well in my case on big thing. Things between the sheets are becoming a little, well, should I say, dull? Don’t get me wrong, she’s great and I would never think of straying and no, I have turned to porn. It’s just things are becoming a little too routine and I want to know how to spice it up and have add to the flames with out hurting her feelings by bringing the subject up. She might take it the wrong way.
What should I do???
-Justin
Dear Justin,
Bring another girl in. And not just any girl — one with experience. You’ll have a great night, and your girlfriend might learn a thing or two. Or at the very least get more competitive.
What’s wrong with that? Is there something against threesomes in the Bible? If there is, I guarantee you it wasn’t a quote from me. Probably Luke, he was always a bit of a wet blanket.
But if you don’t want to take that path, fine. Your loss. Just remember this: good sex is 90% enthusiasm. So the trick is to find out how to get her more enthusiastic. Find out what she wants and give it to her, even if it’s a bit of a stretch. It should pay off for you in a big way.
Let me know how it works out,
JC
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How Can I Tell My Friend Her Myspace Page Makes Her Look Like A Porn Star?
October 18th, 2008
How can I tell my friend her myspace page makes her look like a Porn Star?
-Shontee
Dear Shontee,
If your friend’s MySpace page makes her look like a porn star, that’s probably what she wants to look like. For many people, porn star is a desirable title. It has the word “star” in it, at least. So for someone who hasn’t managed to become any other type of star, “porn star” might be the way to go.
If you want her to change her MySpace page, tell her it makes her look like something less prestigious: like a “crack whore”. Nobody wants to be a crack whore.
No little girl ever said, “I wanna be a crack whore when I grow up.” Not even crack whores want to be crack whores. You can also try terms like “slut”, “skank”, “hussy”, “floozy”, or “village bicycle”. But I think “crack whore” will work the best.
Good Luck,
Jesus
P.S. Umm… what’s your friend’s MySpace URL? I need to see it for… um… business reasons. Jesus stuff. You understand. Thanks!
Tags: crack, friend, myspace, myspace.com, porn, slut, star, whore
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