-ben2k7

Dear ben2k7,

I know what you mean. It’s like when I saw Spiderman 3. I’m enjoying the movie, chomping on Sour Patch Kids by the handful, when all of a sudden Peter Parker starts disco dancing. I’m like, WTF?*

The Sandman was a cool villain, though.

You know what other superhero movie I liked? The Dark Knight. That was a good flick. And you’d never catch Batman disco dancing. Iron Man was good, too. And The Incredible Hulk. And Hellboy II. And Hancock.

I watch too many movies, I guess. But I always liked superheroes. I wonder what it would be like to save the world… Oh, wait, I did that already.

I guess I am kind of a superhero. I wonder if they’d let me hang out with them. It would be pretty cool to join the Avengers or the Justice League. I could fight Lex Luthor or Dr. Doom. That would kick ass!

I bet the Avengers movie is gonna be better than the Justice League movie.

Anyway, thanks for your question about superhero movies.

Your friend,

Jesus H. Christ (the “H” stands for “HULK SMASH!!!”)

*Just so you know, when I say “WTF?” I’m not cussing. In Biblical terms, “WTF?” stands for “Why hast Thou Forsaken me?” See the below image.